Femanon here, I just need some quick advice. My boyfriend is into weird things sexually. Like just the other day I was in his room and I was about to go lie down with him when he said: "CRAB WALK TO THE DRESSER, PUT ON LINGERIE, THEN CRAB WALK TO MY BED." So I did what he said then I got on his bed. Then he said to me: "MAKE UP A MATING CALL." I told him I didn't know any so he said: "MAKE UP ONE!!!" So I started going HORK HORK HORK Then he got a boner and started going WHERG WHERG WHERG. We had sex but I'm still feeling really weird about the whole thing. Do I tell him how I feel, or do I play along with this roleplay of his?
wow... i ....that is some fucked up fetish
>>314729 win
Get him a Crab Hat. Tell him you will do a strange sex roleplay for him after he wears a humiliating hat in public. Oh NO! He can't tell anyone why he is wearing a strange hat, at least not the truth, unless he gets your permission first. You will feel better about feeling strange, if someone else feels strange too! http://www.jettyfishery.com/jetty%20gear.htm You can find a crab hat here. You and he may find plenty of wierd hats elsewhere. God help you if he shows up with a Tentacle-Monster Hat ! -Anon
Leave him before he makes you eat his shit or something.
>>314729 btw, this will be in my vocabulary for as long as I remember. As if there aren't enough times when no one knows what i'm talking about.
>>314813 They're roleplaying as crabs, not dogs.
bump, yet sadly only by 2 spaces... Is potential femanon still around? I just had an afterthought to this whole thing. Maybe he's pushing boundaries or being stupid because he's crazy or doesn't care at all? Also, vote this to archive or something, someone should start a collection of classics from the early days of ichan.
is it the good, or the bye you're having a problem with? Soon he'll give you CRABS and be WALKING out the door
Well tell him what you think, that you find the whole thing awkward, but don't let him use you like a toy... Always let him know that your there too, and that he can't play dummy with you... Or you leave him...
