While my neighbor's were away today I walked over and proceeded to drop my pants and shit directly in front of their front door. I am proud to say, I made a big pile. When I was finished I put super glue in the key holes in the front and back doors. Now the house keys won't work. Do you think they will be pissed off when they get home? Maybe they will have to get a hotel room for tonight and I will get some sleep for a change. Their fucking loud music is always keeping me up.
I say kudos for you man! I always wanted to glue the keyhole at my former workplace. Damn, I hate my former bosses. They suck huge harry stinky balls!! Fuck'em!!
HA HA HA! cool storyyyy brooo
haha awesome dude that was a reet laugh
When I was a child, probably around 7-9 years old, I lived out in the middle of nowhere. Luckily there were some boys about my age who lived just down the street (I am male btw). Their names were Justin and Alex, and they were 1 and 2 years older than me respectively. Everything we did was normal when Justin was around, but when it was just me and Alex we always talked about sexual stuff. The details are a bit fuzzy, but one time we were in my room and somehow we ended up getting naked in bed. We were facing each other, both erect and penises touching. He wanted me to kiss him but I just wasn't ready for that. Then, I remember going down on him. He stopped me before he came, and I got on bottom in a 69 position. Feeling a mouth on my penis excited me so much. The suction from his mouth was unlike anything I had ever experienced. I almost instantly came. But I don't think anything actually came out because I hadn't even hit puberty yet. I don't really remember what happened after that. I think we got out of bed and I was going to finish him off, but for some reason I didn't. I've never seen him since then. This is an absolutely true story. I've never told a soul.
I'm going to tell you guys about Cat Ears Girl, who lived with me for a period of 1.5 months and later became my biggest regret. I'm safe now after 7 years and an international relocation, but for a while it was touch and go... I met Cat Ears Girl walking home from picking up some smokes at the gas station. She was standing on the corner about a block from the bus station wearing dance leotards, an oversized Garfield sweatshirt and a big backpack. She was also wearing cat headband on top of her short-cut curled black hair, which caught my eye. Her thin, budding ass and breasts made it clear she wasn't older than 14. She had the cutest little face and eyes - a mix of maybe latino and white. She noticed me and said "do you have a phone I can use?" with a distressed look. I gave her my phone - she called a number once, then again without receiving an answer. She turned to me again and asked if I had a car and would be willing to give her a ride. I knew this was trouble, but reluctantly agreed. We walked to my car about two blocks away. Cat Ears Girl explained her mom was supposed to pick her up but "must have forgot". We got in the car and took off. She told me it was West on the interstate "for a while" and said it was at the "Barksdale exit". Barksdale was over 45 minutes away, I felt like such a sucker. An hour later we ended up in this seedy trailer park out in the middle of fucking nowhere. She said "This is the place - thanks" and hopped out the door. I took off angrily toward the highway. Not 10 minutes into my trip home I get call. It's her, she's sobbing, she wants me to pick her up and take her somewhere else. How could I say no? I turned around and picked her up. She said she wasn't staying with her mom, but her grandmother, who was drunk and verbally abusive. Her dad was a carnival worker and traveled during the sumemr, dumping her on any relative who would take her. I suggested a woman's shelter but she refused "I hate those places! Anywhere but there!". She begged me to let me stay with her for a few nights, enough to find another relative and Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
Vids or it didn't happen.
No vids my friend, it didn't happen know how you can tell: HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET YOUR NUMBER DUDE! is she a fucking stalker? Still: cool story bro
blah blah blah
no one cares
>>165664 she had called her grandma off his phone. When she got to grandma's she could've checked the missed calls and got the number. It probably didn't happen anyway, but I enjoyed reading it.
i went into this adult store that had booths and dancers. a dancer cme into my booth as I was jacking off and started to help me she was pretty nice looking so I gave her $20 bucks and she jerked me off until I came all over her tits. As we were cleaning up I realized that she wasn't really a girl at all by a tranny girl. Now I keep fantasizing about having jerked her off too and maybe even sucking her cock., I never though about this kind of thing before but now it gives me instant wood if she is pretty and passable I hate those guys who dress in women's clothes and still look like men, But passablke hot trannies make me hot as fuck
I have been with 5 Trannies now. Its the best of both worlds because if "it" is hot looking you do not feel like a fag. You get to do anal and you get to play with another cock
>>165498 having anal sex and playing with another dick = gay
>>165623 Agreed
gay thread is gay.
What the fuck does it matter if it's gay or not? If it gets you off, it's not rape, and you're not fucking some kid, then where's the problem? Get over your God damned hangups!
A couple years ago it was snowing and there wasn't anything to do so I decided to go to Walmart and buy a phone cord, balloons, a small sport bra, and a long-sleeved black leotard. I returned back home, waited until 1:00 am, and took all of the items I purchased into my bathroom. I first filled two balloons with water making sure that no air bubbles was inside. I then took the phone cord out of its packaging and tied one end to my penis, wrapped it tightly around my stomach, and tied it to the opposing end. I put the sport bra on and inserted the water-filled balloons. I finally put the leotard on. I then waited until 2:12 am and put my trousers, shoes,long coat, and ski-mask on. I left my house and walked about 3 streets away and entered inside of this abandoned garage. I took my coat and trousers off and placed them in the corner of the garage. I then left the garage and walked an additional two streets away. I felt really brave and walked on the sidewalk of one of the main streets. There was silence on this main street and the only sound I heard was that of my heart beat pulsing. Suddenly, I hear a car's horn and someone shouting "Whooo!" as they pass by. My first reaction was to run, but I stopped running after they were no longer in my sight. I continued to walk on the sidewalk of the main street. I saw an elder man sitting on the bus stop bench. I hesitated to go towards him at first, but then proceeded towards him. As I approached closer, he said to me "aren't you cold honey?", but I didn't reply - I just walked casually past him. I turned the corner and decided to walk past him again. This time, I would be close enough for him to touch me. He did in fact do just that. As I walked by him the second time, he slapped my butt really hard and said "that's what happens to little sluts". It startled me a bit so I ran. I don't know if it was the rush of that happening or the chilly cold weather that made the pain feel good. I then wanted to end this adventure so I headed back to the abandoned garage. On the way back, there was a garbage truck and the driver honk the horn and shouted "hey baby, need a ride?". I didn't pay him any attenti Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
what the fuck?
that was the most wonderful story i have ever heard
and that's how i saved Christmas
I fingered my mom when i was 9. Dad made me do it.
when I'm ill and my nose is closed, I can fap and make it clean and open again so I can breath
I have a fetish for toilet water
felt up my sis. kinda slept in same bed (poor back then) licked and sucked her tits n was on top. Can't remember wat age but im guesing before i hit puberty, didn't get ful boner lol pretended to be maried couple.
I'm Bisexual, i look at Scat, Pissing, Traps, Anime Loli, Anime Futa, Anime Inflation, Anime Pregnant, Incest, i jack off with my mom sleeping in the same room.
When i was 12 i used to dress up in my mums clolthes and parade about in front of her full length mirror. I loved jacking off into her silk pair of knickers. I would spend ages in the bathroom trying to clean and dry before she came home from work. Good times.
I'm a highschoolteacher and I must confess that I jack of thinking about girls I have in class every single day. Sometimes furiously. If teachers knew what little sluts girls these days are it would be such a mess... thank god they don't. I've seen girls the age of 14 kissing in class. They treat us male teachers like we don't exist. Some girls have had sex in the toilets and some run of, cause their boyfriends demand it, to go and have sex in the woods nearbye. Little schoolgirls have came back to class, freshly fucked, smelling of SPUNK all redblushing cheeks. I'm serious. This is the current climate in Sweden. Many of the girls actually have two boyfriends and it's no big deal. What really has gotten me going though is a girl named Emma who's in the 8th grade. She looks angelic. I heard her talking with other girls about analsex and how her boyfriend wanted it but she thought it would hurt. The two other girls said she should try it out cause it's sort of common but her boyfriend should definatly stop if it hurt to much. "To much". Since then I can't see her in class without thinking about her in her kneehigh black socks in her teddybearfilled bed standing on all fours being PUMPED in that tight little ass moaning and whining. Sometimes I even have to jack of prior to the class cause I get a hard on every time I just lay my eyes on her tight tight little body. I want to ask her if she let her boyfriend sodomize her. I want to tell her she's a little fucking whore. I want to threathen to tell her parents (they think she's some sort of innocent angel and that her friends are a bad influence on her).
My daughter has seveal hot girlfriends and they are all the same age 13 and 14...they have sleep overs on weekend which is just an excuse to all get together and have sex with one another. I cant keep my dick in my pants when they are around, i jackrt off as much as 5 times during the night when they are here, running around in tight lil skirts and shorts and showing off their tight lil bodies. they know just what they are doing to make men want them...
You should put a hidden cam in the toilet and watch their little tight pussies urinating
I really used to want to be a HS history teacher. Yet, as much as I love to perv on middle school and high school girls,,I would be in deep shit so very fast.There are so many girls that I know that I want to fuck,,,yet I know their parents and would hate to piss them off. I love small petite girls with little tits and sweet asses.
OP here. There's this 15yearold girl called Josefin (called Jossan) in the 9th grade who everybody knows has a bad rumour. She was with many boys once at the same time when she was together with this guy she's not currently seeing. She's such a little lolita dream and she has no idea. Always heavy makeup around the eyes and the tightest tightest pants she can put on. I love watching her knowing she's already been gangbanged smiling and flirting. The reason she flirts is cause she's a dumb little bimboslut but she's learned the value of her body. She flirts and flaunts with all the male teachers in order to get better grades. I would give anything to feel that sexy teen body quiver and cum all over my cock. I'm not dellusional, I know it can't happen. My career and job, wife, and going to jail simply isn't worth it. But my god these little minxes make me jack of. If you have any questions feel free to ask. I've been dying to just tell ANYONE about my everday problems. I'd love to just hold Emma tight and whisper in her ear "I know you pretend to be innocent but I know you're a little whore. I know you're a little whore and you let boys inside your little ass Emma." God I'd love to see her face as I had told her that. I'd love to FUCK Josefin's mouth. Not make her suck - FUCK it. I'd have her sitting on her knees right in the middle of the classroom and make her take a real man inside her mouth instead of boys.
>>165668 Man if i where you i would put cameras in the room. I didnt enjoy my childhood much,but looking back i have alot of regrets. When i was 12 -14 girls my age would hit on me and flash off their panties.One even wanted to have sex with me,but i was too shy and i didnt want other kids to think i was a pervert so i rejected ALL of them, now when i look back i sit and ask myself how in the hell could i have been so stupid!? I wish i could go back in time and undo those mistakes.
My first sexual experience was with my sister. I am two years older. At first I would just touch her, and she would lie there naked. Wow, I'm getting hard just remembering it. Anyways, when we were young, maybe 9 and 7 she would just lie there and I would lightly touch her. She would lie down with a bathing suit on and I would slowly take it off. When I was 10 our babysitters, older woman, daughter, who was much younger, would show us her private parts. Her and a friend even danced for us. When we were older I would eat my sister out. She would pretend she was sleeping and stuff like that. I even was able to feel her go pee. I'm pretty sure my father knew, and my mother might have, since she almost caught us in the hot-tub. The last time we did anything I came out of the shower, our parents were gone, and my sister was laying on her bed. I could tell she was faking it. So I went in, slowly moved the sheets and she was naked except for her panties. I undid her panties and slowly carressed her body, then I ate her out. I think this is the reason I find younger women attractive. Believe it or not, but this is all true. I've never told anyone.
What the fuck... you need some medical treatment you sick incest fuck
hehe wow nice job! :D
Incest is natural. Don't seek treatment.
Don't listen to that fag. Keep your game strong man. Nothin wrong with that
When I was 13 I was raped by my uncle. He was 30 at the time. I hated myself and him so much for it. Now im 16 though and even though I know shouldn't, I fantasize about it happening again. Sex with older guys is just really exciting for me. It gives me a rush. Boys my age are so boring. I love feeling helpless and used by older men.
Your uncle knew what you were good for. The fact that you crave it proves that you deserved it.
My step-daughter and I came up with an arrangement a few months ago. When she needs money above her allowance money its 30 for a hj and 50 for a bj. We often do it with my wife in the next room and shes clueless to what were doing.
you should offer her an extra $50 to record it on video and post it on here so us pervs can see :)
Shit, I'll add $500 to your payment to her if you both come visit my farm for sex here :)
How old is your stepdaughter? You should post a pic so we can all see how lucky you are. Think she would be interested in earning a little extra?
OK The arrangement started at her doing. She was desperate for money and I had cut her allowance to the minimum because she was flunking classes because she was too wild and smart assed. I was in my home office when she came in begging for money so she could hang with her friends. I told her No again and again and told her she had already had her allowance and she needed to watch her money better. She was so mad and stormed out the door. A few minutes later she walked in and in a very humbled way said she really needed the money and would do anything. I sat there thinking. I thought about trying to use this to make her behave better and get better grades when all of a sudden she said very quietly -I'll suck your cock. It took me back but at the same time I know she is a total slut and her mom no longer was putting out. I know I was opening up a can of worms but my little head took over and I agreed. I told her to close the door and come around the desk. I told her to get on her knees. She knew the drill from other guys and pulled my fly down, my cock out and sucked me off. I payed her and she was off. Three days later she wanted more money and ... Nice thing she has actually become nicer and her grades are getting better
I used to get 5 pounds off my dad on a saturday morning but I had to get in his bed and have a cuddle with him whilst we were both naked. I am a 30 year old guy now but still remember those days. It never went further than wanking each other but I can say that my first cum was in his hand. Happy days.
